You know it's a good day when you find horrendous fan fiction. For example...
"A fourteen-year old girl lay on her bed. Actually, it was just a mattress and a fluffy comforter. This was Harriet porter."
Hmm...sounds like a bed to me. This is another one of those super-original fan-fics that consists of rewriting Harry Potter except exchanging Harry for themselves. This story, chapter and all, is almost as good as this quote from the author:
" PS - When I have my first kid, I'm gunna put it in one of those twin strollers and run around the mall looking frantic! "
Yeahhhhh... Anyway, so I watched both Shrek movies tonight. I love those movies! Shrek makes such a cute human with his sticky-out ears. So good. So, so good.
In other news, I'm really excited for Alexander to come out. I just want to see how badly it does. DANG IT!!! I forgot to watch Simpsons tonight! Treehouse of Horror, man! Pffft on me... In other news, I'm really tired and my room is a disaster, filled with de Chirico books. *sigh*
In the countdown news: today is the 7th. This means there are 16 days until Prisoner of Azkaban and Seattle. Hurrah! And only two full weeks until Thanksgiving break.
Frizzle frazzle.
At last the sequel to the long lost Harriet porter series, complete with characteristic verb tense disagrement.
ReplyDeleteAre you really going to see Alexander? Investing that money in edible sand is a better use.
Hey, don't you go putting words in my mouth. I never said anything about seeing Alexander.
ReplyDeleteYou told me you wanted to see Alexander. You said "Alexander is my new boyfriend." I've already invested in edible sand and my portfolio is looking well to fairly well.
ReplyDeleteWell look who's too good for bloxxing. It's frumix. Frumix is too good for bloxxing.
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