Friday, October 31, 2008

Better late than never

A couple months ago I saw this meme all over the place, and I always did it in my head but that was it. Now I'm sitting at work with three periodicals to keep me busy for the next seven hours. So I think I'll do this now. These are all pretty much the worst names ever:

1. Rock Star Name (first pet, current car): Jingles Corolla (or Jingles Co'olla)

2. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Blue Ribbon Chocolate Cake Cute

3. Native American Name (favorite color, favorite animal): Pink Cat

4. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you were born): Ann Lake Arrowhead

5. Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Chrju

6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water

7. NASCAR Name (the first names of your grandfathers): Jay Doug

8. Stripper Name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Aqva Pour Homme 3 Musketeers (oy!)

10. TV Weather Anchor Name (your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Fredericks Fresno

11. Spy Name (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Spring Morning Glory? Halloween Snapdragon?

12. Cartoon Name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now): Peach Hoodie

13. Hippie Name (what you ate for breakfast, favorite tree): English Muffin Weeping Willow

Seriously, those are the worst names ever! Red Water???


  1. I personally think Jingles Co'olla sounds more like a stripper name or a soap opera star name than a rock star name. But they were all very funny!

  2. Here are mine:

    Rock Star Name: Mouser Jeep

    Gangsta Name: Heavenly Hash Skecher

    American Indian Name: Blue Crinoid

    Soap Opera Name: Woodruff Salt Lake (What????)

    Star Wars Name: Litda

    Superhero Name: Green Pepsi (eww!)

    Stripper Name: A-1 Steak Sauce Snickers

    TV Weather Anchor Name: Patterson Portland

    Spy Name: Winter Sunflower

    Cartoon Name: Raspberry Pants

    Hippie Name: Chocolate Chip Cookie Weeping Willow

  3. Ummm... I think you missed something on the Gangster name... But it's still the best gangster name ever.

    Kewl names.