- It's August.
- They are called nylons.
- Fleece blankets are often loudly patterned. I have seen plaids, dogs, tie-dye and stripes. Thus, they are exceptionally distracting.
- Who wants to carry a blanket to church anyway? A binder and scriptures are plenty for me.
I realize this is kind of a ridiculous thing to complain about, but isn't it kind of like wearing flannel pajama pants to school? And let's not get started on texting or Gameboy playing during church.