Friday, November 21, 2008

When you can blog forever, what do you blog for?

I wasn't going to blog about this, but now that I'm sitting here with little to do with even less confidence in myself to do my work well, I think I will.

I saw Twilight last night at midnight. I wasn't planning to, but having two little roommates that hadn't experienced a midnight show gave me a reason. I'm all about sacrificing so others can have good experiences in life, you know? Anyway, that part of the adventure was fun. We all made shirts and got there an hour and a half early, just in time to nab the last three seats at the rail. There were about four guys in the theater and there were lots of Twilight shirts. I'm sure one girl made her face vampire pale (aka "pale white"). There were fewer tweens than I expected--most of the crowd was 18 and up. So I despaired a little less for the younger generation. The lowest point of the night was trying to get out of the parking lot via the one little exit. Luckily Erasure was handy.

As for the movie itself, well, I was overall pleasantly surprised. It wasn't a work of art, but as far as book adaptations go it succeeded for two reasons. First, it was faithful to the book where it counted. The story moved along in the same fashion, the characters were generally true to their paper and ink twins. The second reason is that the movie either improved on some things or at least avoided some pitfalls of the book. Part of that is because Bella isn't narrating the whole time so you get less "Edward's face was like a white sculpture, except the sculpture was so beautiful no human could ever have made it." Movies also make it easier to summarize things and so a lot of things were abbreviated and summarized (like the meadow and pretty much every Bella and Edward conversation). The movie also made their attraction to each other a little more normal and less "You're so hot and mysterious" and "I'm addicted to your smell."

As for the actors, I have no real complaints. I actually thought Kristen Stewart was a good match for Bella, if a little lifeless (which...again, good match for Bella). RPattz was fine. His hair looked good for the most part. I still struggle with Peter Facinelli aka Carlisle and it seemed like he was using a weird accent. I liked Charlie. But I always like Charlie. He's almost my favorite character.

Oh, and Jacob. His hair in his first scene was so so bad. I literally shrunk into an awkward fetal position with embarassment. Luckily he wore a hat in all his scenes until his last one at the prom and, thank goodness, his hair looked like it might have really been attached to his head. Besides that, I liked him. I think he'll grow on me the more I see it, and my palms are sweaty with New Moon anticipation.* He still doesn't match Jacob in my head but he has a nice smile and I enjoy that.

After all that lukewarm praise I now have to say there were lots of silly things, some I expected and some unexpected gems as well. I laughed at a number of inappropriate moments, and other times I just stifled myself with my scarf. Sparkly Edward? No thanks.
The Cullens hunting in their 1920's Sunday best? Priceless. James wearing a zipped up leather jacket with no shirt underneath? Strangely disturbing. Stephenie Meyer's cameo? Painfully awkward. Eric's hair? Distractingly bad.

Overall I'd give it a solid B. I have a feeling I'm going to be reading New Moon soon and Jacob will break my brain all over again.

*This is not true. Except that I'm anticipating it. Without sweaty palms.


  1. I agree with your complete review of Twilight. Solid B is a good score for it. I want to see it again. I felt like there was so much summarizing going on it made the film feel quite short. I think they'll iron out a bunch of the difficulties for the next one. I am excited for that one. Too bad it is probably 2+ years away. Did you see the HP trailer?! It looked incredible. I am going to the midnight showing of that one for sure. :D

  2. *sigh* Well, I anticipated that it might lend itself better to the medium of film than novel, but STILL, it's a drippy and annoying story. I think you should be on Team Charlie, even though I think he's a lame character too. It would be lovely not to be in Bella's idiotic brain though. I hoped you would come back from this saying it was total crap, but at least you didn't LOVE it.

    Good post title though. Hee.

    You and your midnight movie escapades, my stars.

  3. I liked when we tried to make the car shake during Erasure. At least, I think you guys were trying as well. Maybe it was just me.

    You've captured everything I feel about the movies, except for one thing: JASPER. Maybe I'll have to start calling him Jazz now.

  4. I agree with you on most points, Control, but part of me wonders if I liked the movie more than I expected to because the movie trailers are so bad that anything would be an improvement. And yes, I too found myself laughing at inopportune moments. The most priceless moment for me will always be the moment Edward first sniffs Bella's delectable scent. So hilarious!

    Ferskner, do NOT ruin a good thing! Robotic-looking Jasper was one of my favorite characters, and calling him "Jazz" will just make me hate him.