Check. (YES, I did it myself this very day, though Drew did some touching up for me last week.)
A DVR full of entertainment?
Check. Also, way to be on point, baby.
Absentmindedly leaving closet lights on?
Check. And it's not even June! Though the neighbors were a little more on the ball than us:
A freezer full of foods?
Check. (The crock pot recipes came from here)
Several inches of tummy between my swimsuit top and bottoms?
[no picture because duh]
Hair chopped off prior to insanity?
Check. (Also, wearing Drew's hoodies? Check.)
A suitably aquatic little buddy?
Additional suitably aquatic little buddies that were bought on clearance in a moment of "Hey, more fish!"?
Check. Okay, they have nothing to do with the Speck. They're just pretty.
Diaper bag that Drew won't feel stupid carrying and doesn't look like a big purse? (I am not into big purses)
A fully-stocked diaper bag?
Guess we're still working on that one.