Yeah, that chubby whining kid in the beginning of Jurassic Park. Look at those long eyelashes, those little ears that stick out. Zoom out a bit and you'll surely notice his pudgy, little boy belly too. Heck, he could even be pigeon toed.
See what I mean? Kind of ironic, isn't it. Side note: Isn't Jurassic Park just divine?
But on a positive note, the other night as part of our ongoing Disney marathon, the Mister and I watched Robin Hood. This time I realized that Little John resembled an actual person as well.
I mean, right?? The mustache, the girth, the acting skills, the foppishness. It's all there, conveniently packaged in the illustrious Frenchiness that is Gerard Depardieu
Next in the marathon is Winnie the Pooh. Will there be any resemblances to be found? Eeyore and Hugh Laurie? Rabbit and Patrick Stewart? Christopher Robin and Zac Efron? Only time and the TV will tell what delights await me.
You are hilarious. I love the Gerard connection!
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know I snorted when I read this post, which was potentially lethal since I had a mouthful of lunch in my mouth at the time. Maybe this blog isn't good for me anymore.
ReplyDeleteYou are such a hata! That kid is totally not Littlefoot! I agree that Don Bluth's animal characters have a certain saccharine quality about them, but they don't look like that doofus kid (who, incidentally, I always thought was such an annoying little pill, which I guess is the point). It's all in the eyes. That kid has a dead, vacant expression and Littlefoot has bright, smiling eyes. You are right about Little John, or as he is in that drawing, Sir Reginald, duke of Chutney, and his resemblance to Gerard Depardieu. I also like the Christopher Robin/Zac Efron thing.
ReplyDeleteGerard Depardieu = John Bomperdeau in my world, for future reference.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. But WHY did you cross out Cyrano?? I do love him. I can see House as Eeyore, but really, Eeyore is more like the prince on Monty Python and the Holy Grail (I don't WANT any of that . . . )
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