Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Back in the day, this blog was filled with a lot of rambling about movies--what was coming out, what did best over the weekend, etc. etc. Even though it is a lot more sophisticated now, I think it is entirely appropriate to devote a whole post to this news:
Van Helsing is being rebooted. With Tom Cruise of all people!
Okay, so, Van Helsing and I have this thing where it is terrible and I love it. I mean...it's really terrible. So terrible I roll around on the floor laughing at how terrible it is. I mean, really, everything is terrible. How can Tom Cruise improve on this?? Even the poster is kind of ridiculous.
Okay, so maybe they'll turn it into, you know, a good movie or something. And yet I don't know how I could love it anymore. Too bad, so sad.