Thursday, September 16, 2004

Paranormal She-Devils

Let's get the really really bad news out of the way first. Alvin and the Chipmunks is going to be made into a movie. I couldn't read the article long enough to find out if it's going to be live-action or what. Any form is bad enough. Moving on.

So Kiera Knightley is in this movie with Adrian Brody called The Jacket, but, no, this isn't going to be a what makes a movie title stupid. OK, so this flick is about some war vet (Brody) that is accused of murder...or something...and he's trying to prove his innocence and can like see in the future all this stuff...or something. Hopefully that would make sense in the actual movie... But, back to the point, Kiera plays the girl that he's known since childhood. So... how old are these people supposed to be? He's at least 10 years older than her in real life. But more to the point, they like get involved and stuff, apparently. So the question is: what is up with Kiera Knightley getting it on in movies with older guys? Like Clive Owen? That was one of the most awkward love scenes ever put in a movie. Looks like that title is going to be challenged. (We won't get into the fact that Adrien Brody isn't even ATTRACTIVE)

In other news...there's been no good Harry Potter news for weeks! Just casting rumors and such. Apparently a two-legged dog was up for a part. *crickets chirp*

I read the Maya creation story yesterday, but I have no idea what the creation part was. Lots of talk about rubber balls and bat houses. And somewhere in there...something probably significant happened. Or something..

Time to go find out.


  1. Adrian Brody needs to be in a real role before he tries to act.

  2. Aren't you supposed to be getting "the Internet"? Well its time you began!

  3. Did Ardrian Brody play David Lopan? Or was it the other way around? Oh wait, he was in Ghostbusters 3: The Hunger.